They are shoes. Kinda... I mean, they're a little thin in the sole I guess...

[Oh. He holds up a finger.]

Actually! A few years back, I got one of those weird spidey tingles when I was running down an alleyway — which I thought was super weird, because I didn't see any actual danger anywhere? Turns out, it was a nail, and I totally ended up stepping on it anyway.

I spent all night worrying if I would heal fast from tetanus.