Does it gotta be mine, or can he turn a blind eye? Asking for a friend.

(There is no friend. What are friends? Some of us are very busy working and building weapons and raising a drug empire and saying 'fuck you' to Piltover repeatedly to have had built friends, okay.

But maybe don't lie to her, it gets her to sit and give him a weak kick as if she was warning him against it.)

You suck at lying. I hate lying. If you're going to lie to me, the least you can do is make sure I don't ever find out. Spit it out. Why wouldn't I remember you.